i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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