So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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