I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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