I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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