The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Say something about gay babies.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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