Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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