I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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