fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
