Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I am full of burrito and curiosity
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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