also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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