you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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