You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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