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Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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