Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
organizing the empties. That sober.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Randomize
