Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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