Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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