How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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