My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I believe in your delicious
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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