he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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