proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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