What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm experimenting with sincerity
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize
