You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
So much rum. So many feels.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Of course I have a pirate flag
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
