why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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