First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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