All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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