I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
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