FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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