We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just had sex on a roof
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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