He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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