whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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