I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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