Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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