Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
That accounts for only three of the penises
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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