I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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