physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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