physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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