just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
just found out that she named her cat after me.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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