In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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