I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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