yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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