whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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