TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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