bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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