why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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