but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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