I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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