just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Please don't give away my fajitas
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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