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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
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