on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Randomize
