Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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