before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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