Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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