....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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