That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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