i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Welp...herpes.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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